24.9.09

PRINCE OF WALES FINDS NEW MIRACLE TONIC FROM PENHALIGON'S


PROUD OF THE ROYAL WARRANT THAT IT WAS GRANTED BY THE PRINCE OF WALES, PENHALIGON'S WAS ONLY TO HAPPY TO ACCEDE TO A SPECIAL REQUEST FROM THE ROYAL. THE HISTORIC KNIGHTSBRIDGE FRAGRANCE HOUSE AGREED TO MAKE A TOP-SECRET HAIR PREPARATION FOR PRINCE CHARLES, WHICH IT WOULD NOT SELL TO ANYONE ELSE. "THE PRINCE SWEARS BY IT", A COURTIER SAYS OF THE BAYOLEA HAIR TONICS. "HE IS ADAMANT THAT IT SHOULD NOT BE MADE AVAILABLE TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC AND ITS INGREDIENTS ARE A CLOSELY GUARDED SECRET. IT APPEARS TO HAVE EXTRAORDINARY RESULTS. HIS HAIR ON OFFICIAL OCCASIONS ALWAYS LOOKS IMMACULATE." CHARLES' HAIR HAS BEEN THE OBJECT OF RECENT FASCINATION SINCE SEVERAL NEWS PUBLICATIONS NOTICED HOW FULL AND LUSTROUS IT HAD LOOKED WHEN HE VISITED A WHISKEY DISTILLERY IN WICK, FOUR WEEKS AGO, AFTER BEING PHOTOGRAPHED WITH A BALD PATE THE PREVIOUS DAY AT THE BEAUFORT POLO CLUB, IN GLOUCESTERSHIRE. THERE HAD BEEN SPECULATION THAT HE HAD A 'WEAVE' - A MINI-WIG MADE FROM REAL OR SYNTHETIC HAIR, WHICH IS GLUED, TAPED OR ACTUALLY WOVEN WITH SILK THREADS ON TO THE HEAD. IT APPEARS THAT THE 'MIRACLE' TONIC BY PENHALIGON'S, WHICH WAS FOUNDED IN 1870, MAY HOWEVER, BE RESPONSIBLE. CARMELO GUASTELLA, THE LONDON BARBER WHO TENDS THE LOCKS OF SACHA BARON COHAN, AMONG OTHER FAMOUS NAMES, WAS REPORTED TO SAY THAT MANY LOTIONS ON THE MARKET DEPEND ON INCREASING THE BLOOD FLOW TO THE SCALP. "THERE ARE SOME ON THE MARKET THAT ARE BENEFICIAL, BUT I WOULD MYSELF PREFER SOMETHING THAT IS A BIT MORE HIGH-TECH SUCH AS NANOGEN. PENHALIGON'S PRODUCTS TEND TO BE VERY TRADITIONAL, BUT IT IS HARD, REALLY, TO MAKE AN ASSESSMENT OF IT WITHOUT KNOWING THE INGREDIENTS." PENHALIGON'S DECLINED TO MAKE ANY COMMENTS.

No comments:

Post a Comment